Wear your weird
Quirky tees, hoodies, and merch inspired by geese, long dogs, Pokémon, and pure chaos.
Sausage dog chaos ✦ Goose vibes ✦ Pokémon nostalgia ✦ Merch that makes you grin ✦
Gotta Wear ’Em All
151 original Pokémon, reimagined and wearable.
Wear your weird • Love your long dog • Catch ‘em all • Goose-approved fashion • Weird is wonderful •
The Iconic Duo - Now Wearable
Loose Goose Long Dog
Logo Collection
Our signature goose-riding-dog design isn’t just a logo—it’s a statement. It says you’re confident enough to wear something completely bonkers and somehow make it look cool. Available on everything from t-shirts to coffee mugs because why limit greatness to just one format?
Sausage Dog & Friends Collection
For the Dachshund Obsessed (You Know Who You Are)
Long, low, and proud of it. Our sausage dog collection celebrates the majesty of the wiener dog in all its stretchy glory. With special appearances from our feline friend Beans, because cats and dogs living together? That’s just good business.
Our mission
We believe the world needs more joy, more color, and definitely more geese riding dogs. Our mission is simple: create quality products that help you express your wonderfully weird self. Whether you’re team Pikachu or team “my dog is better than your dog,” we’ve got something that speaks to your particular brand of awesome.